buzzfeed:

Just a reminder of the love this man has for this giant onion. Go find your giant onion.  

freexcitizen:

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idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the guy said “paper does not have atoms”

Omg I thought about this.

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glock-47-assault-machine:

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dmwalking:

Lastly, my personal favorite: tactical opposite side semi-shoulder-clavical-chin stance. Very effective.

Oh lord

I think I’ve listened to this an unhealthy amount of times…

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joliejoly:

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid

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I AM SO FUCKING MAD. I AM SO FUCKINFG MAD. NO MATTER WHAT I GODDAMN DO THERE IS NO WAY I CAN GET THIS ABOMINATION OFF MY DASH. THERE IS NO WAY I CAN REMOVE THIS BLEMISH ON THE FACE OF HUMANITY FROM MY SIGHT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING SEE SOME SENTIENT PIECE OF CORN SHAKE ITS ASS DRESSED IN A GODDAMN MAID SUIT. HOLY SHIT I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW, AT THIS VERY MICROSECOND. I COULD WIN THE LOTTERY AND I COULD SEE THIS FUCKING GIF AND MY LIFE WOULD BE RUINED.  I WOULD SWIM ACROSS THE FUCKING ATLANTIC OCEAN AND CLIMB MOUNT EVEREST JUST TO GET THIS ACTUAL PIECE OF EXCREMENT OFF OF MY DASH. GODDAMMIT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY I AM LITERALLY GOING TO EXPLODE INTO A MILLION TINY MICROSCOPIC PIECES. GET SOMEONE TO GATHER ALL OF THE PIECES AND PUT ME TOGETHER, AND ANNIHILATE THIS DISGRACE TO MANKIND.

so did u like the gif

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dirrtyflowerchild:

oh wow, such an incredibly powerful and true statement. I feel very connected to this

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science-is:

Every river in the United States. (via Kotke.org)

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